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Define The Rectangle Meaning

Rectangle
Rectangles are just long lanky squares who don’t fit in. Therefore they have their own name and own feelings.

The government is trying to trick us

Did u see the government paper trying to make write our name in those “rectangles” ? Scammers!
By Milzie
Rectangles
the cash form of money

folding rectangles into squares.
(splitting money with someone else)
By Greer
Rectangle
The consequence of aggressive anal sex

Mary and I went pretty hard at it last night. I gave her a proper rectangle
By Aili
Rectangle
A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."
By Effie
Rectangled
Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"

The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.

Also, see mangled


"hey man, what did you do last night?"
"man, i got fuckin' rectangled"
By Elisha
Rectangle
You better recognize DJ Rectangle!

By Bonnie
Magical Rectangle
A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
By Anstice
Rectangle Time
The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.

"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
By Mora
The Rad Rectangle
Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.

Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.
By Maris
Will County Rectangle
-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place

My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle
By Ernesta