1. "So, we were riding our bike to school today when we ran into this old bum and this cop pulled us over, but we told the cop we were going to be
late for school so
let let us go."
"Dude.
there's only one of you."
"We know."
2. "Hmm... we seem to have left the door unlocked again, haven't we?" "Maybe that'll teach us a lesson, hmm?"