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The Spanish Inquisition
nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
By Rachel
The Spanish Inquisition
In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
By Gretchen
Spanish Inquisition
1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
By Eleonora
Spanish Inquisition
No one expects it.

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
By Hattie
Spanish Inquisition
when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
By Emlyn
Spanish Inquisition
Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.

*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
By Carol-Jean
The Spanish Inquisition
Something no-one expects

"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"
By Bonnie
Spanish Inquisition
It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...

People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
By Gilbertine
The Spanish Inquisition
No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
By Magdalen
Spanish Inquisition
a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man:
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
By Lucienne