Define The Toaster Meaning

The Toaster
When a man and a women have intercourse the women gets up to leave and the man throws a toaster at her head

I finished the job then i did the toaster and knocked her out cold!
By Sonni
Toaster
Type of vehicle with a "toaster"-like appearance.

Honda Element, Ford Flex, Scion xB and Nissan Cube are "toasters."
By Simonne
Toaster
An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.

That XXX server is essentially a toaster.
By Ambur
The Toasters
One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.
By Judye
Toaster
Noun-
A low quality electronic church organ. (organist slang)

Stephen had to play a toaster at St. Joseph's this morning. It was nasty 1980's Allen.
By Miriam
Toaster
In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.

"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
By Josselyn
Toaster
Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.

"Yo Simmy, I'm a pop them toasters on them suckas!"
By Marsiella
The Toaster
This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"
By Hesther
Toasterness
The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.

Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
By Bobina
Toaster

Hey! Gino just drove up to the firehouse with his new Toaster
By Ryann