A voracioussex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
By Sacha
Whomping Willow
The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mileradius of it.