When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously
My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.
Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees.
John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
By Gusta
Woodpecker
a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls
When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.
Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.
I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.
I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.
By Antonia
Woodpeckered
The act of a high heel shoe being used to assault someone. Using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.
In the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl's high heel on our friends forehead. Hence, he got "woodpeckered".
The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.
By Gabriella
Woodpecker
When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.
In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.
By Gill
Woodpecker
A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.
