Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has
thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Where’s Joe?
He’s
in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the
refried beans he had last night.
Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.