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Tiajuana
A plant used by crocodiles to get high, and is commonly used by alligators for building materials. Bruce Jenner used this plant to make his transformation into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.

He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.
By Allyn
Tiajuana Juicebox
Liquid diariah caused by eating really spicey or greasy Mexican food, gives the victim stomach cramps and the urgent need to find a toilet before their asshole explodes.

After eating at a Mexican restaraunt Bill had to hurry home because he felt a Tiajuana juicebox coming on and he didn't want to shit his pants.
By Jackie
Tiajuana Whore
(n.) A party animal, usu. a female friend, (although term is gender-neutral), who, in the process of going out places herself in an continual state of FML, which includes, but is not limited to the following: (1) excessive drinking, (2) random shacking, (3) misplacing personal items, esp. purse and iPhone, (4) loss of memory, (5) random mistexts, (6) loss of clothing, (7) loss of transportation, and (8) loss of one's self-identity.

Short: TW, or T-Dub.

Ex. 1

LL: Adri can be such a Tiajuana Whore at times.
Lola: Really? I thought she had it together.
LL: Well, the other night ago, when we went out... she lost it.
Lola: Lost what?
LL: She lost it all: her keys, her new blouse, her iPhone, purse, rings and necklace.
Lola: Where'd ya'll go?
LL: Just to the bar.
Lola: Damn.

Ex. 2.
After a night of indiscretion, a TW still thrives for more.

The Morning After

Server: And what can I get you to drink ma'am?
TW (still shit-faced): Obnoxious inaudible rambling... OHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOOOOO! Coughs Oh, I'll have a mimosa, and a shot of patron mother-fucker.
Server: All righty, ma'am, we'll have that right out (smiles).
By Jillayne
Tiajuana Trampoline
Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.

I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.
By Carma
Tiajuana Mama
This is, when a man puts Tobasco Sauce on his penis, and then gives his partner anal sex.

"The other night I gave my girlfriend a Tiajuana Mama, and she said it burned all night.
By Tani
Tiajuana Tightrope
1. (v) When a man gives his partner a pink sock then grips the intestinal tube with his cock still inside and pulls backwards and then has another person jump onto the extended coil.

As Paco gave Consuela a pink sock, he pulled it out and let his friend Pablo do a tiajuana tightrope.
By Pauly
Tiajuana Tacosalad
The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.

Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.

Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.

Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
By Georgeanna
Tiajuana Snowball
A mid 80s porno term, when you are having anal, and the girl is taking a shit. So when you bust, her load drops out.

That kid who sounds like a duck got a tiajuana snowball from that chick who looks like Moorgan Freeman.
By Elna
Tiajuana Dessert
When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert
By Florinda
Tiajuana Takedown
Taking a hit off of a bong, pipe or blunt then shooting tequila with salt and lime before exhaling

Gus was so high he couldnt stand after the tiajuana takedown
By Karisa