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Consuela
The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.

Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
By Danyelle
Consuela
Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"
By Brigit
Consuela
No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....

Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.
By Maureene
Consuela
Someone who doesn't try at anything and accepts failure.

Did you see that Consuela? She didn't even try to catch the ball.
By Teresita
Consuela
(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.

"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"

"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
By Layne
Consuela
a person more than just a maid name, the name of a unqiue gurl. and always get complents on the name espcially if she is not spanish.

her names consuela and she just black i like her name it rolls of the tounge.
By Dot
Consuela
slang used in lieu of the more familiar "cocaine"

it was time again to hit the bricks in search of consuela.
By Coleen
Consuela
A short, chubby Hispanic woman with a shaky command of the English language who makes a living by buying laundry products as cheap as possible and reselling them online or at flea markets. She has 5 kids, all of whom are obviously Dreamers. She always has a book full of coupons but fails to understand how they work, holding up lines at discount stores while the entire staff tries to explain that half of her coupons are expired. Most of her proceeds will be sent abroad by week's end.

Greg: "Did you see that Consuela? She left a huge mess, and I think I saw her slip something into her pocket!"
George: "Never mind that! Why was she standing there while her spawn was shitting with the bathroom wide open? Has she never seen a door before?"
Greg: "I hear her daughter's using affirmative action to study politics; she wants to make Spanish the official language."
By Cookie
Consuela
Member of the Branch Floridians sect involved with running Rasputin-linked websites, Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on behalf of this sect.

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.
By Joeann
Dirty Consuela
Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.

Danielle gave Anni a distinguished "Dirty Consuela."
By Celinda