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Define Windex Meaning

Windex
1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user

1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.
By Eryn
Windex
An ammonia and water based cleaning solution that sure is fun to smell!

Mom: The windows look marvelous, Suzy!
Suzy: EHehEheEehEHhehe!11 PWNED BIHC1
By Paulette
Windex
A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."
By Winnifred
Windex
to cock block more than once so there fore u r windex

damn did u see montell just windex lee
By Modesty
Windex
ejaculating on a woman's ass and then rubbing your cum in so it's nice and shiny so you can see your face.


I took Jenna home and windexed that ass.
By Prissie
Windex
a bum that cleans your windshield before entering the freeway

Sally-yo bob my nigga how much you give that windex.

Bob-a fucking penny, he used his urine to clean my window.
By Maire
Windex
used as a nick name for someone with really big blue eyes.

person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: what?
person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: why?
person 1: because your eyes are blue like windex.
By Charmine
Windexing
When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.
By Edie
Windex
A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"
By Helene
Windexing
When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.
By Dita