Define Windshield Meaning

Windshield
Windshield can mean two different things. The common usage for using windshield is on a front window of a car.
The second common usage for windshield is whether. The speed of wind, which is used on the news. I am sure you've heard.

Your car's windshield needs new windshield wipers.

The windshield today is 5 mph.
By Tarah
Windshielding
When recieving a blowjob from someone with glasses, you pull out and cum on their glasses.

I was getting great head from this girl with some sexy glasses on and I knew I was going to be windshielding her all night.
By Morganne
Windshield Shark
The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.
By Samara
Paint The Windshield
When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.
By Sharline
Windshield Wiper
the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.

This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
By Arabele
Windshield Clown
Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then β€˜β€™stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.

I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
By Yolanda
Windshield Hickey
The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.

I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.
By Lucretia
Bugs On The Windshield
The residue that remains in your teeth during or after eating a meal. Often most pronounced when a piece of lettuce or spinach gets stuck in your teeth after consuming a salad.

Yo Dude, you've got some bugs on the windshield. You may want to get a toothpick or floss to clean up a bit before talking to anyone else.
By Patricia
Windshield Cowboy
Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.

President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."
By Selestina
Windshield Time
The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.

Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.

Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.
By Caresse