Define Time Fuck Meaning

Time Fuck
time fuck is another word for a gay paradox.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.

If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a time fuck.
By Loralee
Time-Fuck
To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.

I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.
By Vikky
Time Fucked
When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
By Marian
Time-Fuck
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
By Kirstin
It's Time To Fucking Collect
A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!
By Phyllida
Fuck Time
when you use the face time application on a smart phone for a sexual nature.

guy: hey wanna fuck time tonight.

girl: sure but i need to go to a place with wifi
By Loretta
It's Time To Fucking Collect
A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!
By Gleda
Midget Fucking Time
Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!
By Joletta
Time To Get Fucked
Someone says this when they know they are about to get naked and party hard. They Never know what is going to happen in the end. And it Doesn't even matter.

Shilah: Time for chloes
Sara: Time to get fucked.

Pocahontas: What if i got on the ship?
Bed intruder: You know it is your time to get fucked.
By Zahara
Every Fucking Time
When an individual partaking in political/social movements claim they are white, but turn out to be Jewish.

I just looked at the founder of the movement, every fucking time!
By Kelci