A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as
Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived
had you not been
cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel
Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to
railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS
"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion
Timecop sometimes"