The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.
example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.
