Define Tomlinson Meaning

Tomlinson
A large and plump ass worn by a male.

Girl one: Man he has a nice ass.

Girl two: What a tomlinson.
By Caritta
Tomlinson
Someone who is obese, but swears they’re not fat. They frequently boast about athletic achievements that are clearly exaggerated.

That guys a Tomlinson, if you ask me. He always talks about running marathons, but he probably weighs 300 pounds.
By Maisey
Tomlinsonism
The combination of penile AND testicular agenesis

Those with Tomlinsonism are also known to pee out of their butts and fart into the vagina of their wives to achieve sexual satisfaction

Because of his Tomlinsonism, Patrick S. Tomlinson needs to fart in Niki's vagina to climax
By Demetris
Tomlinson
(Adj.) Mannerisms such as Louis Tomlinson's; a characteristic such as flawless, perfect, spunky, fiery, mischievious, wild, or insane

"Everyone's jealous of Grimmy."
"Why?"
"Because he's, like, completely Tomlinson. Duh."
By Rory
Tomlinson
(tom-lin-suhn) - VERB

To drop an object in a manor likely to cause injury to a coworker.

"Dude, watch it! you just tomlinsoned me with that CO2 tank!
By Hattie
Tomlinson
A person with a large, bowling ball chrome type head.
A bald female would be a tomlinsonette.

look how shiny that guys head is, he's a complete tomlinson!
By Vivyan
Tomlinson
very very very very very very very very very very very cool kid a tomlinson gets all the bitches and will be friends with a paul

holy shit that kid is cool!
yeah he is a total tomlinson
By Hesther
Harry Tomlinson
harrys styles’ real name because he is married to louis tomlinson.

everyone knows that it’s harry tomlinson not louis styles
By Hedy
Louis Tomlinson
louis is the center of the universe, and carries the entire music industry on his back. also harry styles husband.

“did you see harry holding olivia wilde’s hand today?!”

“yeah, that’s fake asf bro. he’s been with louis tomlinson for 10 years. still together, still going strong.”
By Leodora
Louis Tomlinson
the center of our very own solar system aka. the sun

person1: did you see the sun was out yesterday ?
person2: i'm pretty sure i didn't see louis tomlinson, but okay
By Marcelle