Define Towely Meaning

Towely
best character ever on Southpark, a pot smoking towel,

towley got high and just wandered off one day
By Ethelin
TOW
The/That Other Wiki. Used by users of Encyclopedia Dramatica to refer to Wikipedia.

ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."
By Blondell
In Tow
carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.
By Kassey
A Towe
A person who name drops on famous people

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"
By Timmie
TOW
Reference to Friends the tv show since every episode starts with The One With (TOW)

I loved the friends episode last night, "TOW a dozen lasagnas"
By Edee
Towed
When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.
By Karlie
Towing
(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"
By Willow
Towed
A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!
By Shandeigh
Towing
when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass

i love towing
By Cherilyn
TOW
Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided missile

The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.
By Leandra