Toxoplasmosis

Guy: I heard you have toxoplasmosis
cat lady: yep
guy: back on the cat shit tootsie rolls again??
Cat lady: yep.

By Natka

Toxoplasmosis

Parasite that causes people to love cats. Roughly 1/3 of the population is affected.

"Oh my God this cat is so cute! Fuck, I just love cats!"

Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.

By Ingeberg

Define Toxoplasmosis Meaning