Define This Cat Meaning

This Cat
said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy

me: i'm tryna bang the hostess at the margarita bar. that makes a trifecta.

will: .... this cat...
By Daloris
CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!
when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat

"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"
By Kelcey
Cats
Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.
By Ardyce
Cats
the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.
By Di
Cat
U must be pretty stupid if you don’t know what a cat is

You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?
By Beatrice
Cat
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.

i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped
By Evey
Cat
A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.

Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.
By Batsheva
Cats
Cats are medium sized, fluffy felines. Cats love to play and cuddle, but don't be fooled by their cuteness; they have razor sharp claws that can slash out your eyes. But they're still very cute.

Cats are cute and fluffy, but vicious.
By Ciel
On Cats
On dogs but instead of dogs, it’s cats. Slang for “I swear

Me: I love you nails! Where did you get them done?
Ebony: I do them myself, on cats.
By Lena
Cat
A cute and cuddly friend that will comfort you and entertain you. Cats purr when happy and meow when hungry. Cats are also a mans best friend not only dogs.

My cat ate hugged me with joy when I came back from my vacation.
By Cherey