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Tucker Carlson
Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
By Eunice
Tucker Carlson
A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!
By Delphine
Tucker Carlson
Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..
By Carolee
Tucker Carlson
An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.

The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.
By Blinny
Tucker Carlson
A Fox News pundit with a small and punchable face.

Tucker Carlson has such a small face. I want to punch it so badly.
By Maxine
Tucker Carlson
He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.
By Jacinta
Tucker Carlson
Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.
By Meris
Tucker Carlson
(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
By Alvira
Tucker Carlson
Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."
By Kristal
Tucker Carlson
Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.

Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
By Laurice