Define Turret Meaning

Turret
An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).

By Gretna
Turret
An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.

"Kelly, YOU TURRET!! Why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a CD?!?"
By Gwenore
Turrets
-The common mispelling of 'tourettes'

-a small tower, usually that conjoining another, larger building

man, that guy joe has a massive case of turrets!

don't you mean...tourettes?
By Celestyna
Turrets
exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
By Rhea
Turrets
turrets are the thing that males have. sometimes males say females have turrets, meaning their titties, but the actual meaning of it is balls.

Alexandra: "Wow he looks like he would have nice turrets!"

Rob: "I know you do, babe."

Alexandra: "OMG Rob your not using the correct form of turrets that I was using, you tool!"
By Lonni
Turret
A person with a small penis who likes to masturbate in front of children on skype.

James is such a turret he's gonna get arrested someday.
By Coreen
Uzi Turrets
A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
By Shirl
Turret Farmer
A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.

Flayra is a turret farmer! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
By Mariette
Carpal Turrets
When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.
By Jeana
Keyboard Turrets
The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"
By Laurianne