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By Desdemona
Two Fingers
See 2 fingers.

By Shaylah
Two Fingers
Pussy massage

I USED MY TWO FINGERS TO NASSAGE MY PUSSY
By Wallis
Two Fingers
Something that Spike Lee believes is a cool way to say "Peace Out". Spike even thinks he's too awesome for "Deuces". So he tries to push this as legit slang when, in fact, Spike Lee has ALWAYS been a dork and should just stop it. He was lucky enough to attach himself to Michael Jordan and Public Enemy early on and caught their excess swag (stop saying "swag"). Plus, black dudes can't be dorks (false).
The truth is you should never say "Two fingers" unless you're ordering fucking scotch.

Person 1: Aight, yo. I'm out of here.
Person 2: Word. Two Fingers! :)
Person 1: (Shoots Person 2 in the face)
By Thekla
Two Fingering
1.When you have both fingers in each nose hole and drive at the same time.

2. When you make a gun motion with your hands and then proceed to stick it up someones ass hole.

I seen a lady two fingering her nose while driving past my job
By Brunhilda
Two-finger Sandwich
The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
By Luz
Two Fingers Deep
Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)

MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!
By Marjorie
Two Finger Bingo
(noun)

The process of masturbation upon reaching climax in which the recipient yells "Bingo" at the time of orgasm.

This can be applied to females in masturbation, or used by males fingering a female partner.

Can also be used as another term for female masturbation.

Dude, I was totally playing two finger bingo with her last night.

Brian couldn't come over last night, so I was stuck playing two finger bingo.
By Madeline
Two Fingered Gypsy
Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.

I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
By Callie
Two Finger Mcgillicudy
A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils

I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis
By Cheri