When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on
the toilet seat in
the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him,
and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a
two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't
shit on my legs again like last time!'
