when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.
part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections
Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
By Shirley
Two Pump Champ
Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.
Two PumpChamps, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.