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Define Two-pump Chump Meaning

Two Pump Chump
A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.


"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
By Martita
Two Pump Chump
A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
By Wren
Two Pump Chump
One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.
By Stormi
Two Pump Chump
A male who prematurely ejaculates

"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
By Jennica
Two-Pump Chump
1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!

haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump
By Pamelina
Two Pump Chump
Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
By Amabel
Number Two-pump-chump
A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.

See Also: Two-pump-chump

You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.

I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
By Donnamarie