Define Uconn Meaning

Uconn
Ejaculating on a passed out female in the state of CT without actually touching her, which was legal prior to new legislation.

Don't get drunk and pass out here, or Diamond might Uconn you.
By Phyllys
Uconn
a drinking school with a basketball problem

right in the middle of farm country, there's nothing to do, so we play ball and get wasted

we got two 30 packs, a bottle of bacardi dark, a bottle of jim beam, some absolut, a 1/4 oz of the chronic and 1.5 grams of blow and some blunts, and yeah, that was my spring weekend
By Austin
Uconn
Notice that most if not all of these definitions associate UConn with drinking and basketball. Well for those of you who don't go to this school I want to give a better view.

UConn is the University of Connecticut. Its main campus is located in Storrs, CT. It is, in fact, one of the greatest schools of this nation, as you will find it in the Top 100 Universities list of many critics and websites. The University has outstanding Schools of Business, Engineering, Pharmacy, Nursing, and Medicine among others.

Student life here is just what others mentioned - partying. The University is located in a town that wouldn't be known at all if it wasn't for the university. Surrounded by trees and farmland, isolated from the rest of the world, the students sort of have to spend their weekends on campus getting drugged and wasted for fun. It's a pity, really, because after a while it gets boring and to cure that boredom you abuse yourself even more.

Students at this campus are very big on watching basketball and are fans of their Huskies, some more than others.

The University has the biggest university newspaper in the entire (small) state - The Daily Campus.

Person1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person2: What I do every weekend. If we don't throw up in celeron, carriage, hilltops, teds, sgt peps and our dorms then i'll call it a disappointing night.
Person1: Yeah and we'll sleep next to the toilet. It's gonna be AWESOME!!!! GO UCONN!!!
By Jacynth
UCONN
The greatest basketball school in the country that produced players such as Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird, Swin Cash, Nykesha Sales, Rip Hamilton, Emeka Okafor, and Ben Gordan.

By Ashlen
UConn
The largest public university (and primier party school) of New England.

You know you go to UConn if...

1. You live in Storrs CT at all
2. You walk miles to get to football games
3. You can fill all the spots in a 10-person drinking waterfall and still go to 8 AM classes the next morning
4. You hate Northeastern University for taking the husky as their official mascot first
5. A tent is your dorm room during basketball season
By Alejandrina
UCONN
Better than you, asshole; 2004 Men's Basketball Champions, 2004 Women's Basketball Champions, and 2004 Motor City Bowl Champions; Toledo's daddy; where the best athletes learn; University of Connecticut

Duke is nowhere near as good as UConn. UConn is the greatest sports team in the world! Toledo got killed by UConn, 39-10.
By Melodee
Uconnic
When your experiences with your new lover are so off the charts amazing they make everyone else you've ever been with seem like losers. A champion lover. When every experience with someone is a winner and your body, mind, and soul are all jumping for joy and cheering.

"Dude! We thought you went into witness protection. Where have you been?"
"Sorry man, girlfouled. She's Uconnic."

"What's the score on your new man?"
"Uconnic! I'm utterly smitten."
By Tybie
Uconn Rugby
An exceptionally elite group of gentlemen, who, on weekends forego there scholarly paths to beat the ever living shit out of each other, get obscenly dirty, then drink till you can't stand while laughing with the guy you were previously beating.

Overall, the absolutely favorable alternative to a group of losers called fraternities.

By Margaret
Uconn Spring Weekend
The weekend everyone at UConn looks forward to. Some weekend in April, everyone at UConn and anyone who knows anybody at UConn comes together to drink a lot, cause a lot of trouble, and just have fun.

Thursday night- carraige apts
Friday night- celeron apts
Saturday night- x-lot

X-lot is a huge parking lot where thousands of kids pack into and just have a giant party.

1.UConn Spring Weekend this year only had 150 duis, 50 assaults, 100 drug possesions, 454564545 parking tickets, and 2 flipped cars. I'd say it was a pretty tame spring weekend!

2. Kid 1: Dude I got a cop to play beer pong with me on spring weekend!
Kid 2: We are in CT, it's called beer pong asshole!

By Candra
UConn
The worst college football team in 2021 that somehow got ranked about 10 years ago

UConn? Yeah, they suck
By Murial