That one shitty uncle you know, who says that he has served in the US Army/Navy/Marines, and says that he has fought in WW2, Korea, Vietnam,
WW1, Iraq,
Libya and Afghanistan all at once, says that he has 25 Purple Hearts, 2 Medal of Honors, and all of these crazy amount of medals, and boasts about being a hero, even though he is only 36 years old and had never been a member of the Military for a single
millisecond, he is very likely to own a military Jeep, or a Deuce and a Half.
-Oh look Dad, Here comes Uncle Mike, lets hope that he doesn't start to
spew out bullshit for the
45th time this month.
-He probably will, I mean he was dropped
head first after being born, Son.
-So that's why Uncle Mike is like this, thanks for letting me know dad.