Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came
fown from heaven to create an
American university, it would be UM.
Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.
Sasha: Have fun freezing year
ass off with New England
WASPS. I'll be
chillin' at the University of Miami.