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Deuche
You guys are retarded its spelt D-O-U-C-H-E, DOUCHE you fucking DOUCHE BAGS

anyone who cant spell Douche, but still calls others douches are in fact, Douches
By Maure
Deuche
A douche bag spelling of douche. The Definition of a douche is a vaginal cleaning device. The definition of a dueche is a whatever a retard trying to crack is looking at.

Oh my god, that guy is such a deuche.
Returning: Oh my god, I just got called a douche by a retard.
By Eudora
Deuche
a person that is super douchey, like double the douchiness of a normal douchebag, hence the contraction of deuce and douche. The pronunciation of deuche is similar to douche, so no distinction can be made when merely heard. One might specify that they are calling someone a "eu" deche rather than an "ou" douche, but in doing so, this makes that person even more douchier as well. It just spirals into one douchier circle with no escape. In fact I should stop typing now.

"See that guy with the Affliction shirt, what a douche, oh he even has an affliction hat......DEUCHE"
By Paulette
Deuche
When one handles themselves like a dumb ass

that guy was a deuche for what he did to that girl
By Lin
DeuChe
A industry name for the character played by Rob Schneider in his movie slated for a 2015 release "Che Guevara: The Untold Story". Rob Schneider is a "high"ly regarded actor for his roles in the "Deuce Bigalo" movies and also his "quality" acting in many of Adam Sandler's movies released under the "Happy Madison" production company.  Many people have questioned his talent as an actor, and also his sanity. Many also regard him as a bit of a douche. Schneider is known to adlib lines often and in the upcoming movie completely butchers the words of Che Guevara.

“Many will call me an adventurer – and that I might be, only one a bit different sorta: one of those who risks his kin to purchase a platypus.” - Rob Schneider (as Che Guevara)

/facepalm (what a douchebag)

"What nonsense is streaming out of DeuChe's word hole now" - Director of "Che Guevara: The Untold Story"
By Imelda
Deuche
The phonetic spelling of douche. Spelling is for douches anyways.

That deuche can probably spell.
By Haley
Deuche
The process of cleaning a stankpuss, with a vinegar and water solution. Alternate methods may be used.
See:
whisky sour deuche
chechnyan deuche

She needs to deuche that smelly twat.
By Philipa
Deuch
The wrong way to pronouce the word dutch or dutcher (deucher).

Hey deuch what the fuck is going on dude.

Hey deuch bag where have you been.

Hey deuch you want another beer?

Is deucher here?
By Jackqueline
Deuche
A strange, random, and useless word that no one knows the exact definition of and use it because they thing they are smart cookies

Some other guy was flipping a deuche.
By Nettie
Shrodingers Deuche
A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
By Ki