Define Up Your Ass And To The Left Meaning

Up Your Ass And To The Left

By Melloney
Up Your Ass And To The Left
Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."
By Stefa
Up Your Ass & To The Left
A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
By Zonnya