Define Uva Meaning

Uva
a college filled with ultimate, spoiled, pompous assholes, who never worked a day in their lives, who refer to dead prez Thomas J. as "TJ" and call him their best friend, and who swear everyone who isn't at their college regrets not being there.

normal person: so how was your weekend?
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
By Vina
Uva
A school in central Virginia that is soft

"UVA is soft....they wear suits to games and drink zima..they are weenies...they are soft."
By Buffy
Uva
Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, that was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in in America, well you'd think you were the shit too.

-ESPN's college review

The University of Virginia, also known as UVA, is one of the premier learning institutions in the world and widely regarded as the best educational bang for your buck in the nation.
By Alexi
Uva
the university of virginia....a school where all the students look like they just walked out of a Gap commercial. the girls dress like they are forty years old and then guys and arrogant bastards. you wait in line for an hour to possibly get into a frat that plays only madonna and other gay 80's music. basicly, the WORST place to go to college.

Lindz: "I have a friend that goes to UVa."
Kelly: "Oh, he must be a douche."
Lindz: "This is true."
By Walliw
Uva
the school which students who care about their lives after college attend and is located in the city voted #1 to live in america. people who couldnt get in or people bitter about their economic situation tend to have a problem with uva because the harsh reality that uva students will be their bosses one day. these people have a problem with popped collars, reason being that they arent stlyish or attractive enough to pull it off. they also have a problem with the fact all uva students wear is ralph lauren, etc...; this is becuase they are jealous and cant afford to. once an individual with serious grievances against uva gets over their inferiority complex theyll see that while they may not be able to make a future for themselves, uva grads will be there to provide a job for them some day.
and just in case the above wasnt evidence enough to prove uvas superiority:
"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs'. In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses + Ryan Bitzer

bitter jackass: man i hate uva, theyre all a bunch of preppy, pompous fags.

bitter jackass (4 yrs later out of college): no boss i never had anything against uva, your alma mater is a great school. let me kiss your ass the rest of my career in hopes that i might make a fraction of what you do.
By Sigrid
Uva
UVA is a very good school for the arts and most sciences, but anyone who takes engineering at UVA is a dumbass.

Guy: I'm an engineer from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: UVA, eh? Well, then you must suck hard core. Where did those Virginia Tech grads go?
Guy: aw man, I suck
***
Girl: I'm a biology major from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: Okay! Have lots of money.
By Ardisj
Uva
Useless, vacuous, ass-munch

The guy in the shirt and tie at the football game must be a UVA fan, you can tell because his nose tilts higher than everyone else around him.
By Karol
Uva
The spanish word for grape.

Those fags in charlottesville love to cram uvas up there asses.
By Helenka
Uva
Cant be defined, more described... In case
someone at UVA hasn't already made it clear to you, they are better than you for no other reason than the fact that they go to UVA. Its a sad day when a person has to see a good friend go off to this ego boosting pit of crap cuz you know they are going to come back a pompous ass hole. If you're really lucky they will join a fraternity, which not only makes them even more better than you, it also puts them above the GDI's at UVA. Come on, when is the last time UVA had a good football team. For as long as I can remember they are going to be "good" this year, yep this is definitely the year...

Hey, I go to UVA. Oh yea did you know I am better than you cuz you dont go there. You are inferior to me cuz i go to UVA. Who would win in a fight, UVA or God?
Trick question UVA is God, duh.
Straight up, UVA sucks.
By Seline
Uva
University of Virginia Avenue- Otherwise known as Indian River Community College because it's main campus resides on Virginia Avenue in Ft. Pierce, Florida

Jermoe: Yo man you go to UVA too
Darnel: Yea, only got shot at once
Jermoe: tight
By Helsa