Define Valhalla Meaning

Valhalla
a small clan of nerds who think they are number 1 rune pure and tank clan. They specialise in melee based tanks 60 def rune pures and mains. The guy who founded this class is a nerd and quit it after he seen it failing , like all his other clans did. Today valhalla lives on , a nesting ground for faggots , nerds , flamers and no namers.

Tank: hey i want to join valhalla :)
Valhalla: whats your melee stats?
Tank: im 70 attack and 71 strength, why?
Valhalla: No sorry instant decline we like our tanks to be melee based, please go join a real rune pure and tank clan.

-- Example 2 --

Vh member: 0MfGGGZZZ valhalla p00wnz0rdz u
normal person: get a life faggot , ure VH.
By Hermina
Valhalla
From the Norse "Val" meaning warrior or hero, and "halla" meaning hall. This was one possible afterlife for those who believed in Norse Mythology, where you went if you fought and died in a hopeless battle for an ideal. This afterlife was not eternal, however. On the day of Ragnarok, you would fight and perish alongside the gods.

Valhalla is where heroes went when they died, not where the gods lived
By Crin
Valhalla
The Golden Hall. Odin's very own Hall of the Slain. The place a Valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. Where all of the Einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the Ragnarok.

Odin! Take me home to Valhalla!
By Ardisj
Valhalla
the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died

Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
By Brandie
For-Valhalla
For Valhalla is when you are having sexual intercourse with a girl (or a guy) and you want to step up your kinky side and grab a knife and stab your self in the chest while screaming out for Valhalla whilst viscously fucking them until you either cum of bleed out and if you cum you may survive if not you will be remembered in Valhalla and the great sexual king.

"baby I want to step this up I think I'm gonna perform For-Valhalla tonight to show my love for you and my manliness
By Bevvy
The Valhalla
Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass

John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same
By Dollie
Valhalla
The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.

Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!
By Sharlene
Valhalla
valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.

it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.

i can piss farther than valhalla's city limits.
By Daryl
Valhalla
A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!

Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla
By Sadye
Valhalla
Valhalla is an arbitrary location associated with general savagery. Valhalla can be anywhere, but it is typically found at a really fun event or activity with your best friends. When you reach Valhalla, you've reached the emotional or physical peak of whatever activity you are doing.

The "journey" or "ride" to Valhalla is typically the actions (dancing, hiking, drinking, etc.) you and your friends are doing. You will know you've reached Valhalla only upon reflection of your journey.

Walking into a music festival . . ."Let's ride west boys! Valhalla awaits!"

Coming back from a backpacking trip . . . "What a journey, we definitely found Valhalla"
Asking a stranger for directions . . ."Excuse me, do you know which direction Valhalla is?"
By Molly