Define Varner Meaning

Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.

Surname with Dutch, German, and Scandinavian origin. Comes from the German first name "Warinheer" meaning army gaurd. Many of our ancestors came from Germany as Werners and settled in Pennsylvania as Warners and are now (most of us) Varners. If this is your last name youre probably really white or black. This is becasue Varners owned plantations in the carolinas and, when the slaves went free they addopted the last name Varner as their own. Typical nick names include "varndog", "Varney", and "Hitler's favorite."

The act of Throwing up in a stair well or on stairs

A Varner is an old woman who wastes too much time putting of spray tan and looks like a peach when she is done.

Without a doubt the coolest golfer on the PGA tour. He's known for his dabbing after draining putts and hitting 330+ yard drives.

The best person you will ever meet, he is super kind and sweet, and will care for you as long as he lives, he plays American football 🏈