Friend: why . . . . How . . . .. Wade?
Wade Wilson??? How?????? 6 pack Freddie
Krueger headass
Me: LOOK AT HIM HES DO WONDERFUL I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE
WADE WILSON I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM
Usually my friends stop talking to me after I announce this but I've still got a few
kicking around