Define Wagon Wheels Meaning

If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.

(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.

The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.

A street term for round white generic 2mg alprazolam (xanax) pills.

When a group of gentleman arrange in a circle, and gingerly touch the tips of their peni. It’s not gay, just more like a special handshake or an expression of joy.

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.

The segment in a bukkake porn video where the woman's face is surrounded by four or more erect penises. Shown from an overhead angle it resembles a wagon wheel.

A.K.A. The starfish, usually covered with chocolate. Should remain an EXIT ONLY for men, Optional for female.

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.