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Lantern
A friggn menorah.... a gerry lantern menorah

"Did you lite the lantern yet to day? It is the 17th day and no menorah wtf gerry?"
By Laurel
Lantern
Another name for a 'Lightworker' Soul.

Lightworker Souls are those who were born to bring light into the darkness. These are the people who many naturally gravitate towards when they are depressed and confused.

I didn't know where or who to turn to, I felt so lost and alone. - I slipped some shoes on and knocked on, Sarah's door, she was like a lantern that shined bright in the thick of the night.
By Alexa
Lantern
The act of using a flashlight as a dildo, typically on camping trips.

The dildo was too big to fit in my backpack, so when we got the tent put up, my girlfriend demanded that we lantern instead.
By Tallie
Jack-on-lantern
A carved pumpkin that has been raped and finished upon.

Sarah: Rob is such a gordophile

Ryan: what’s a gordophile?

Sarah: some one sexually attracted to squash and gords?

Ryan: I’ve never heard of that before

Sarah: ya, Rob’s favorite time of year is halloween. He runs around the neighborhood to neighbor’s houses creating Jack-on-lanterns

Ryan: does his wife Monika know?

Sarah: Ya, it’s all ok. It’s only one night a year and Rob always leaves a good sized zucchini back at the house for her. Although, he’s been caught going out a night or two following as the pumpkins are a bit more squishy then.
By Conchita
Idiot's Lantern
a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.
By Nanon
Awkward Lantern
Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and redirect any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero Green Lantern, because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A true one can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.

"I can't believe he got invited to that party!"
"Of course he did. He's an Awkward Lantern."
By Bren
Hang A Lantern
To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.

Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.
By Winnifred
Spanish Lantern
The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.
By Bobine
Green Lanternism
A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.

Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.
By Verena
Chinese Lantern
When a man stretches his sack over a flashlight placed directly behind it, causing his scrote to glow red like a Chinese lantern.

Jake lit up that room with his Chinese lantern.

Jason transformed his batwing into a Chinese lantern with a flashlight.

Matt added some ambiance to the dinner party with his Chinese lantern.
By Nicoli