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Bernie
The main definition is DEAD.

nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream
By Fannie
Bernie
Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.

"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
By Kimberley
Bernie
A word used in poker that means to hide or stash away.

Don't bernie your chips!
By Geralda
Bernie
bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...

david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here
By Cherye
Bernie
to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.

Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.
By Kari
Bernie
bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one...

shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!!

* 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS*

0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..!
By Linnell
Bernie
BERNIE

bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..

her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|

bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch
By Elora
Bernie
A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.

The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.
By Gigi
Bernie
1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done.

It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo.

2. To slap very hard

The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him.

I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me.
By Stacie
Bernie
bernie; to bernie to ace at sex..

oh man jaysus shamey that bernie aced the full house

shamey: burnie is a roide..
By Viva