Bernied - Thick Dictionary

Bernied

taking 2 shots of whiskey and 3 beers gets you fucked up.

By Devonna

Bernies

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
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"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"

By Arden

The Bernie

A relatively bad ass and easy dance to do (based on the 80's movie Weekend at Bernies) where all you do is lean back, put your head up ("like you gettin a nosebleed") and wiggle your arms around

"man did you know theres a new dance called the bernie?"
"yes! and its bad ass."

By Celina

Berni

Awesome, amazing, likes blanket forts. Can often be seen displaying a dopey smile. If approached, make sure to wear lots of bubble wrap as this creature is prone to biting and gets distracted by the popping. Giggles uncontrollably when tamed and will often giggle harder at it's own giggling. Mood is contagious, resulting in multiple cases of over-active hyper behaviour. Is also very cute and huggable. Diet includes: Chocolate paddlepops, and more chocolate paddlepops. If creature appears aggressive, throw cats at it; this will calm the creature and leave you with at least 5 seconds to run away. Or play Evanescence.

"That Berni stole my blankets!"
"I wish I was as awesome as a Berni"
"My Berni ate my chocolate paddlepop = "
"If I buy bubble wrap, do you think I should hide it from my Berni?"

By Stephine

Bernie

Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.

"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."

By Ebonee

Bernie

Sending information late, taking last second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.

This guy at work is always pulling a Bernie.. I bernie-ed last night when i was suppost to clean the kitchen when my Mom was on the way home.

By Phebe

Bernied

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

By Marie-Ann

Bernie

The main definition is DEAD.

nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream

By Lela

Bernie

A BERNie is a BURNout, a pothead, someone who had a life that was running smoothly till he woke up one day malude

"Check out that Bernie over there"

"Oh that's jay, he used to be cool till he got malude"

"thats a shame"

By Colline

Bernie

Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.

"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."

By Bernadine

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