"Hey, Alyssa, wanna go on a burnie before we go to the zoo?"
"Sure, linzo, as long as we take the cutty roads."
By Gilbertine
Burnies
A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
Torches, barns, witches, crosses, books, flags, Nikola Tesla's Lab. etc.
ie. - We were minding our own business when some Burny'srode up on horses. They told us they "don't like gays", then they lit my rainbow sticker on fire and took off!
By Shoshana
Burny
it is a person who gets you back 10 times worse than you got him.