1. she's sexy, and she knows it
2. a ridiculously
hot woman that is always
home alone because her beauty makes men think she already has a date. and so she has none.
3. a girl that you can get
expert advice from. on any subject at all. thats right, she knows everything. all of it. really.
"i wish i knew the answer."
"call Gerri, she'll know."
"
you're so pretty. i hope you don't end up like Gerri!"
"yes, poor Gerri. so gorgeous, and so
lonely..."
"i'm Gerri,
and i know it."