Define Wank Shit Meaning

Shit Wank
The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit

TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
By Tracie
Shit Wank
Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier


Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
By Cecil
Shit Wank
A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.

holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!
By Shel
Shit Wank
Using your shit as a lube when you wank. Also known as defecation-masturbation.

There's nothing better than a shit wank, except maybe a banana wank.
By Charil
Shit Wank
A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.
By Salome
Shit Wank
A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you
By Barbe
Double Wank And Shit Chips
To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

By Jacinthe
Naked Shit Wank
Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...

Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....

I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
By Susanetta
Shit Wank
Shit Wank is an Australian record label who specialize in esoteric music genres, including speedcore, terrorcore, chiptune, shitcore, noise, horrorcore, and breakcore. They are more predominately known for making harsh music with highly suggestive and nsfw album art and extremely innapropriate and vulgar lyrics, resulting in an 18+ only website fo their label.

Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.

Have you listened to the new albums released by Shit Wank?

No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums
By Dulciana
Wank Shit
when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na itโ€™s just a casual wank shit Sunday.
By Bobbette