Define Weapons Of Ass Destruction Meaning

Weapons Of Ass Destruction
A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.

OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!
By Reta
Weapons Of Ass Destruction
What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.
By Nady
Weapons Of Ass Destruction
A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.
By Agnella
Weapons Of Ass Destruction

ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart
By Lida
Weapons Of Ass Destruction
a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.
By Valera
Weapons Of Ass Destruction
(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.

By Jenny
Weapon Of Ass Destruction
What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.
By Dulcie
Weapon Of Ass Destruction
When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....
By Brittne
Weapon Of Ass Destruction
Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
By Paule
Weapons Of Ass Destruction
1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.
By Jody