A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and
aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really
worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal.
The only good thing about
Wellingborough is that it isn't
Bedford!
Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or
Wellingborough"
Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"
Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"