Define Council Meaning

Council
Adj. suggests a shitty, cheap substitute. Used before the thing you actually want but can't have.

Eg. Council toothpaste = Water

Council pop = Water

Council boyfriend = One night stand

Council flat = a council flat

Eve: Shit, you look rough!! How did you get home last night after the club??
Dave: I got a council taxi.
Eve: No shit! You mean you walked over 5 miles home???
By Wendeline
The Council
A group of bros and broski’s that advise any tough or large decisions in you’re life. The council consist of 9 bros and broski’s that are carefully chosen from the Broste System. They will respond with out bias to ensure that you make the wisest decision.

Sorry to inform you but the council has decided that your unfit to be my lover due to your bitch ass ways.
By Coralie
The Council
The legendary group of four amazingly awesome and highly respected people.

"Whose The Council?"
":O"
By Verile
Council
An abbreviation of 'council gritter', which is the cockney rhyming slang for 'shitter'

"I met this right slag last night, she let me go in dry up her council!"
By Marcile
Councilitis
councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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:)
By Dotty
Council
Derogatory term used to describe people of low social-class. It's very similar to the term Chav. Also used to describe something that looks cheap or tacky.

It's based on the fact that poor people would tend to live in subsidised housing in the UK known as a council estate. Council estates have improved a great deal in the past 10-20 years but some are still suffering from anti-social behavour brought about by Chav and Urban wannabee behaviour by kids and young adults who are simply bored and lacking identity or a sense of community.

John: Oh my! How much gold does she think she can fit around her neck?
Steve: Mr T could pull it off but she's just council.
By Merola
The Council
the council is a group of immortal beings made up of: shaggy, Carl Wheezer, Yamcha, Iggle piggle, Garfield and Shrek

By Waly
Council
Is a government body in each town, they thrive to find ways of getting as much money off of you as they can.

By Auberta
Councilitis
Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.
By Jen
Counciling
The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!
By Lanny