Define Taxi Meaning

Taxi
One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.

Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"
By Carilyn
Taxi
When you do something so embarrassing that you'd love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!

Girl: "Did you sleep with that minger last night?"
Boy: "Taxi!"
By Lillian
Taxi
1. (In Pakistan) Prostitute
2. (In Pakistan) A woman of bad character or famous for having questionable relations with many men. An adulterous woman.
(Originated from the reference to real taxi cabs which always have different riders everyday.)

I don't like that woman. She's a taxi.
By Karlyn
Taxi
is a cab in English.

i used a taxi to get to Tcherepnine's house.

i need a taxi to get home because im a piss head.
By Evvy
Taxi
an ugly fat girl with a yellow shirt on.

*fat girl walks down the hallway with a yellow tee on*

"hey.. taxi!"
By Erda
Taxi
A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.
By Ibbie
Taxi
Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.

Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"
By Malinde
Taxi
best fucking film eva!!!!

sorry i was so slow last time, i had the handbrake on
By Wrennie
Taxi
Taxi is one of the many euphemisms for penis.

He was parking the pink taxi in the fuzzy garage with Lola last night...
By Anderea
Taxi
Tripping over or dropping stuff or both together. Has origins from being too drunk to drive, i.e. requiring a taxi.

*Walking down stairs carrying books, falls over* exclaims, "TAXI"
By Tobey