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Define Down Stairs Meaning

Down Stairs
Down stairs is your crotch or groin basically your private area.

Henry: Im going down stairs and it feels so good! Melissa: Oh im going down stairs to baby!
By Carilyn
Down Stairs Special
To vomit into ones open anus.

Paul :I gave Cindy the Down stairs special last night.

Mike : *high five*
By Mela
The Down Stairs Neighbor
A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."
By Madeleine
Dirty Down Stairs December
Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.

ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.
By Nanny
FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS)
Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.

Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
By Abbi
Thrown Down The Stairs
When a chick has her way with you in the bedroom.

I took this cougar home last night and i got thrown down the stairs.
By Marleen
Fell Down The Stairs
To have gotten a hickey. Commonly used as an excuse.

Travis: What's with the ring of bruises around your neck?
Jason: I fell down the stairs.
By Peggie
Fall Down The Stairs
The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking himself)

It's not like we're trying to fall down the stairs or anything.
By Nicol
Fall Down The Stairs
The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking hismelf)

It's not like we're trying to fall down the stairs or anything.
By Jilly
Coming Down The Stairs
This phrase is heavily based on its context. It can be used to describe how you are feeling, how good/bad somthing/someone is/looks, nearly anything... granted you provide the proper context.

Originated from the colloquial use of the word "Crazy" during "The 10:30" at Chaffey Community College in Rancho Cucamonga, CA.

"Crazy" > "Bananas" > "Bananas in Pajamas" > "Bananas in Pajamas are coming down the stairs" > "Coming down the stairs"

a) "How you doin man?"
b) "Aright, chillin.. just comin down the stairs."

"You see that new girl? She comin down the staaairs."

"Ey, your new song is comin down the stairs. Tight."

a) "You study for the test already?"
b) "Naw man.. but I heard that shit is coming down the stairs."
a) "Yea, I heard too."
By Roshelle