Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
By Elonore
I'm Just Here To Shit My Pants
An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergieflossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.
--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.
--It's a fun phrase to use.
Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!
By Retha
The Kind Of Girl Who Just Takes A Shit
An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks sheshot shit.