Define Douche Fuck Meaning

Douche Fuck
1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
By Norry
Douche Fuck
a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."
By Ethelin
Douche Fuck
noun: one who is a fucking douche

Josh is a real douche fuck
By Kimmy
Douche Fuck
a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"
By Layney
Douche Fuck
n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.
By Katusha
Douche Fuck
a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"
By Gerladina
Douche-fuck
1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...
By Enrica
Fuck Douche
After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
By Fionna
Douche Hatted Fuck Monkey
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
By Pauly
Douche Dick Fuck Stick
Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

โ€œTank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!โ€

โ€œHerbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year ๐Ÿ˜’.โ€
By Susy