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Define Douche Dick Meaning

Douche Dick
A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.
By Aile
Douche Dick
A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.
By Camel
Douche-dick
A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"

You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.
By Allissa
Douche Dick
The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."
By Merissa
Douche Dick Fuck Stick
Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”
By Lucinda
Dick Douche
1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
By Lane
Dick Douche
A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
By Alexandra
Dick-douche
A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
By Maureene
Dick-Douche
Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
By Rina
Douche-all-man-dick
a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.

bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
By Lisetta