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Sore Throat
Although this is actually a phrase it deserves to be recorded immortally in the dictionary of joy. This is a term to be used only when you are in great peril, say you are forced to do something with someone you are far less than fond of. Simply say:
'I've got a sore throat' and you can express you desperation/sadness/anger in an amusing way without conveying your feelings to the enemy. Genius isn't it?!? Share the phrase with all your close friends, just remember you with caution. Also problems and confusion can arise when a true sore throat occurs. Anyway, this phrase will come in useful when you are with people involved in ponchomania or wicca wicca blazin' squad members.

At school with you amigo when the enemy stroll over and starts to talk....
You say, 'I've got a bit of a sore throat at the moment'
Your friends will understand and muchelemayo will follow, the enemy is left very confused!!
By Yoshiko
Sore Throat
Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.

Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.
By Kristyn
Sore Throat
1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.

2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".
By Pat
Sore Throat
A time-tested excuse for giving too much head the night before. If one were to suck too many dicks, or suck a small amount of dicks for too long, then they might suffer from a sore throat the day after.

"Dude, Anna totally has got a sore throat"

"Who'd she get it from?"

"The football team, last night."
By Kakalina
Convenient Sore Throat
Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!
By Nettle
Mexican Sore Throat
after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.

Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.
By Jewell
Lombardi Sore Throat
Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"

That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.
By Annnora
Mexican Sore Throat
what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.
By Darcy
San Francisco Sore Throat
The San Francisco Sore Throat is lingo for guys that give blow jobs.

If your friend has a cold ,raspy voice, or isn't feeling well. Ask is they have a San Francisco Sore Throat or suffer from SFST. Try to give your boyfriend a SFST
By Lonee
Morning Sore Throat
When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
By Catharina