An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the
DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes
Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being
the chav capital of the Universe.
''Been
making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some
pussy shit up here in the west
midlands init'' said Jim
